Inilah Makhluk Bernama Wanita!!!
Ini memang kedengaran jahat, seperti mendeskreditkan kaum hawa. Namun yang saya tulis hari ini apa adanya, dan jangan pernah menganggap ini serius. berpikirlah bahwa ini akan menjadikan kaum pria menjadi lebih mengenal wanita apa adanya.
WANITA MEMANG SUSAH DIBUAT “BAHAGIA” !!
Jika dikatakan cantik dikira menggoda,”Ih, emang gue cwe murahan!?”
jika dibilang jelek di sangka menghina, “Ngaca donk kamu!!”
Bila dibilang lemah dia protes, “Aku ngga selemah yang kamu pikir…hik2″
bila dibilang perkasa dia nangis “Aku mirip Layla Ali ya!”
Maunya emansipasi, tapi disuruh benerin genteng, nolak
(sambil ngomel masa disamakan dengan cowok)
Maunya emansipasi, tapi disuruh berdiri di bis malah cemberut
(sambil ngomel,Egois amat sih cowok ini tidak punya perasaan)
Jika di tanyakan siapa yang paling di banggakan, kebanyakan bilang Ibunya,
tapi kenapa ya ….. lebih bangga jadi wanita karir,
padahal ibunya adalah ibu rumah tangga
Bila kesalahannya diingatkankan,
mukanya merah..
bila di ajari mukanya merah,
bila di sanjung mukanya merah
jika marah mukanya merah,kok sama
semua ? bingung !!
Di tanya ya atau tidak, jawabnya diam;
ditanya tidak atau ya, jawabnya diam;
ditanya ya atau ya, jawabnya :diam,
ditanya tidak atau tidak, jawabnya ; diam,
ketika didiamkan malah marah; kesimpulannya kita harus bisa jadi dukun (minimal Linbad)
Ditanya mau makan dimana, jawabnya terserah
ditanya makan di restoran A atau restoran B, jawabnya terserah
ketika kita salah pilih tempat makan, malah marah, jawabnya : “Emang kmu nggak bisa tau kesukaan cewenya, nggak perhatian.”
Di bilang ceriwis marah,
dibilang berisik ngambek,
dibilang banyak mulut tersinggung,
tapi kalau dibilang Supel
wadow seneng banget..padahal sama saja maksudnya.
Dibilang gemuk engga senang
padahal maksud kita sehat gitu lho
dibilang kurus malah senang padahal maksud kita “kenapa elho jadi begini !!!”
Itulah WANITA makin kita bingung makin senang DIA
Wanita ingin dimengerti…
Wanita Sulit dimengerti….
kalo cowo ke dokter perut…. pasti diare
kalo cewe??? nah lho??? adapakah gerangan disana??
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Siapapun tidak ingin terkena kanker. Apalagi kaum wanita yang sangat rentan dihinggapi penyakit kanker, mulai dari tumor jinak hingga kanker ganas. Ada 4 kanker ganas yang patut diwaspadai oleh kaum wanita, yaitu kanker rahim, kanker indung telur, kanker leher rahim dan kanker payudara. Mengapa? Karena kematian selalu membayangi penderita keempat kanker ini.
Lalu bagaimana cara untuk menghindari kanker? Sayangnya belum ada yang tahu pasti penyebabnya dan bagaimana penyakit itu bisa timbul. Tetapi tentu saja ada cara-cara untuk mengurangi resiko terkena kanker, seperti yang dijelaskan dalam buku ini.
Di antaranya adalah gaya hidup yang sehat. Juga melakukan pemeriksaan secara berkala. Penting juga untuk mengenali gejala-gejala kanker supaya bisa diobati sedini mungkin.
Buku ini membeberkan kepada Anda antara lain informasi berikut:
* Apa yang perlu diketahui tentang 4 kanker ganas pada wanita
* Bagaimana cara mencegah kanker
* Pola hidup yang sehat untuk mencegah kanker
* Mengenali gejala-gejala kanker
* Cara terbaik menghadapi penyakit ini
* Memilih pengobatan terbaik
* Menjalani hidup bersama kanker secara positif
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Moluccas is a small island. It’s located between Indian Ocean on the south and Pacific Ocean on the north. Moluccas consists of several districts. They are Central of Moluccas, Southeast of Moluccas and a municipality. The capital city of central Moluccas is Masohi. The capital city of Southeast Moluccas is Tual and Ambon is capital city of municipality. Moluccas has many islands. So it is called the thousand islands. Each island consists of many villages. Each village has a king as a village leader. I was born in Central of Moluccas. I come from one of the villages in Central Moluccas. Its name is Amahai. It’s a beautiful village. I’ll never forget this village.
Moluccas has many culture, traditional dancing, traditional food, traditional ceremonies, and many tourist attractions that you can visit. Some of the dances as I know are Bambu Gila Dance, Katreji Dance, Lengso Dance, Orapley Dance, Tifa Dance, and etc. The Bambu Gila dance is very unique. Each dancer performs a ritual before they dance, so that they will be filled by the spirit that gave strength for them to followed the current direction of bamboo. It is unique, isn’t it? Society of Moluccas is very friendly. They care with the others. They assume that all people are brothers although they aren't born from the same parent.
Traditional food of Moluccas is Sago. I think Sago is Manna from heaven which God gave to people of Moluccas. Sago is never planted by human, but it grows by its self. It is not cultivated. Sago has many uses. Its flour can be used as much snacks and foods. One of them is Papeda. This food is very delicious for people of Moluccas, maybe not for all.
Inauguration of the King is a traditional ceremony that is often performed by people of Moluccas. It is a big party in each village. Everyone who left the village will be back to celebrate the party with their family, Pela – Gandong party Also. This is a party between two villages. They committe to be always together. The deal is tied with the blood of each king.
Tourist attractions that you can visit are beach and the sea. The beach which is being highlighted is the Natsepa beach. This beach looks like Kuta beach in Bali. Around the coast, there is a nice hotel. Its name is Aston Hotel. The Sea of Banda is also visited frequently by foreign tourists. They go to the sea of Banda to dive and enjoy the beautiful coral reefs in the deep of the sea. This sea is the deepest sea in Indonesia
Souvenirs that you can buy are woven fabric and many are made of marine things. A very famous is Pearl and the other is the eucalyptus oil.
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